BABY NEWS
Kuzek is having a baby boy and has decided to name him Hercules or Zeus. I think the kids name will be Danny Machocha Kuzek. Poor Jen the kid weighs 13 pounds already and she has 5 months to go. Recently retired Longhorn Luke Boulter is expecting another one. Jade and Kathy have decided to name there child (boy or girl) Nathan
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Arne Larson (23 MVP)
He just informed me by email that he has 3 goals this year for his Rec Hockey team. I for one am impressed that he has 3 in one year. I did not see him score any goals in the 3 years I played. A investigation will take place as this could be a Urban Legend
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Longhorns Christmas Wish List
Big O - Two new knees............... Rex - a stress free coaching year, since he lost his contract is up and could be fired............ Wayne - a fertile Joanne.................... Paul - more emails to the coach for playing time.................. Joyce - a boss that is not so strict................. Carter - a Flow bee.................... Luke - to come out of retirement............ Fech - he has birth control now so what else does he need............. Suchan - that we serve Peach pie at our Tourney............ Albo - to pick up skinner women so they do not roll on his arm when he is getting laid............... Kuzek - lifetime supply of Nathan's.................. Arne - smaller strike zone.................. T-Roy - more Taber corn so he can hit a bomb................... Lars - another run of commercials so the World's Most Interesting man stays in the spotlight...................... Ted - nothing his life is perfect.................... Ulmer - that Rex does not eat all the hot dogs he is storing at his place for him.................Jade - that the number for Jenny Craig becomes easier to remember...................... Mike Angelozzi aka Byers - that he actually plays more than 10 games in a season.
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