Longhorns Trivia Tidbits:

• Who locked his keys in his vehicle 5 times in 7 days back in 2003?
• Who pissed the bed / tent multiple times in 2005?
• Who drank water and ate sugar packets for an entire weekend in Kelowna in 1998?
• Who put on a solid 30+ pounds after graduating from Mayville State in 1999?
• Who got dummied in Enchant and had to report to work on Monday with ring marks on his forehead in 1994?
• Who was unceremoniously thrown into an elevator naked with yogurt and sugar poured all over him in Edmonton in 1997?
• Who almost killed a fellow Longhorn’s wife with a Bocce ball two years ago?
• How many times have the Longhorns won the FMBA League Championship?
• Who was affectionately known as Dr. Nude?
• Who ate 12 hotdogs and 4 hamburgers at the conclusion of the 2000 Longhorns Tournament?
• Who pumped a chick in the closet at the St.Albert Tigers tournament in 2001?
• Who is the Longhorns career leader in HP/GP? (Hamstrings Pulled / Games Played)?
• Who is the only Longhorn ever to kick his glove over the dugout?
• What is the Longhorns winning percentage when wearing the Purple Throwback jerseys?
• Which Longhorn has averaged 3.25 at bats per year for the last 3 years?
• Who coined the phase “Night, Night” referring to arguments with girlfriends and subsequent chokeholds?
• Who grunts on every single swing regardless of if he hits a muffin or not?
• Who is the largest ever bunting specialist in Longhorns history?
• Who took a bad bounce in the face in 2005 and ate too many painkillers and drank too many beers on the way home from Saskatoon 2 years ago and lost all of his money playing poker? (follow up question)
• Whose wife will not allow him to play on team anymore?
• Who recently worked in the bottle depot in the off-season?
• Which Longhorn got pummeled by another Longhorn in Enchant Part 2?
• Which Longhorn took the most AB slaps from Fechy at another rained out Saskatoon Tourney?
• Who is the only Longhorn to take out a deer at 100 miles an hour?
• Who is the Longhorn that bounced a BBQ down Country Hills Blvd?
• Which Longhorn legged out a triple in sandals?
• What Longhorn tried to slide into second, dug a ditch trying and then fell off the bag to be tagged out?
• What Longhorn tried to slide into third toe pick and flipped over the bag?
• What former Longhorn is playing in the NHL?
• Which Longhorn worked at Spence Diamonds?
• Which Longhorn stood 10 feet from the ball in the outfield and told center fielder he’s got it?
• Which Longhorn outfielder has a 5 hole?
• Who is Chris Peters?